DID YOU KNOW you can still have an awesome Valentines Day regardless of your relationship status?
CAN YOU BELIEVE that you don’t have to cry yourself into a Ben and Jerry’s black hole if you don’t have a date?
Read on to discover which type of gal you are this Valentine’s so that you can make the most of this annual day of luurrrvveee.
With the cessation of isolation comes the end of our three-part cyber sex series (wah). So, in honour of the virus that internet shamed us into completing 10 push-ups, we bring you our top 4 sexy truths that isolation taught us:
YOU KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
So, you’ve nailed the art of text sex. You have mastered the dirty message and conquered the slutty selfie. Your erotic dialogue is impeccable and you can seduce your virtual lover at the drop of a hat. You can write a message and climax simultaneously, all while holding an iPhone in one hand and a vibrator in the other.
But text sex has been played out and you want to advance...